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Laugh Staff
James P. Sullivan, President/CEO
Recent Changes/Factory Tour
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Change is afoot here at Monsters, Inc. and with change comes a new beginning. I am sending this memo out to all of our Laugh Staff to explain what’s going to be happening around the company this quarter.
As you all know, Monsters, Inc. has undergone major renovations in the past few months. Our former President, Henry Waternoose, was convicted on several counts of unauthorized scream harvest and one count of conspiracy against monsters. With this conviction and the discovery that humans are not toxic to monsters came a chance to start fresh. I have stepped forward as President and CEO of the company to show everyone just what we can achieve.
Our Scare Floor has been completely remodeled into the new Laugh Floor, where we now collect human children’s laughter, as it provided ten times the power that screams once did. No longer are we scaring children, but rather providing them with giggles and tears of joy (which, by the way, also power parts of our facility). I have even established my own office right next to the Laugh Floor, rather than in the upper, upper, upper hallways of the factory, to make sure I stay in touch with those who really matter to Monsters, Inc., the Laugh Staff, especially our fabulous new Monster Comedians.
Despite these fabulous changes at Monsters, Inc., some humans still look around in fear at night wondering if there’s a monster under their beds (to use Charles as an example). In order to spread the word that we no longer scare children but instead entertain them, I’ve decided to open the Monsters, Inc doors to humans for the first time ever. Our new open house will allow humans right onto our Laugh Floor to see us in action, behind the scenes, making them honorary monsters for a day. I feel that once they catch a glimpse of exactly what goes on here, they’ll have a much clearer picture of who we are and what we, allowing for greater laughter potential.
I’m sure many of you are already worried about letting humans onto the Laugh Floor after the scare Boo caused. However, you shouldn’t fear. I’ve secretly had an automated tour system developed, designed by some of our best engineers, to make sure that nothing goes wrong. If the system ever fails, I will always keep handy the only remote control unit for the vehicles.
In conclusion, the new tours should not affect our daily work; when you see a tour group roll by, stop, wave, and show them how nice monsters can actually be. Have a safe and laugh-filled new quarter.
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Sincerely,
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James P. Sullivan, President/CEO
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