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WEDNESDAY WHINE: Slow People in Checkout Lines

I try to be efficient in everything I do. Always feeling like I don’t have enough time in a day, it’s important to me to finish whatever I start as quickly as possible. That includes going shopping. Generally, I like to enter a store, grab what I need, and get out within 10 minutes. However, I often find myself gritting my teeth, rolling my eyes, and wondering what the deal is with…

Slow People in Checkout Lines

When I approach the rows of checkout lines in a store, my eyes immediately focus, not on the amount of groceries or other items that the people in line have, but rather on the people themselves. Do they look like the kind of person that will easily pile all of their items on the counter, quickly swipe their credit card, and be done with their transaction in a matter of seconds?  Or do they look like the type of person who will fumble around their shopping cart, chat with the cashier about how their day is going, scold their kids for touching everything in sight, and ultimately pull the dreaded checkbook out to pay for their items? Unfortunately, the latter is more common than I’d like to believe.

It is the 21st century. We have credit cards. We have debit cards. We have the Internet. We have PayPal. Is there any reason to write a check in a store? EVER? If you have enough money in your bank account to write a check, why not get a debit card? It requires a simple swipe and, if you want, you can still write down the transaction in your ledger later AFTER you’ve left the line, allowing those behind you to continue. Moreover, if you can afford what you’re buying, why not get a rewards credit card and get some cash or points back for your purchases? You’ve got the money – just pay off the balance at the end of the month. It’s like getting things for free!

And even those who have debit or credit cards often don’t know how to use them. Here’s a quick lesson: If there’s a machine where you can swipe your card pointed at you, then swipe it! If there isn’t, then don’t wait for the total before getting your card out. Have it ready when the cashier asks for it. But if you can swipe it yourself, don’t wait for the last item to be scanned. Go ahead and swipe it after your FIRST item has been scanned. It will still work. Trust me. It’ll save you and everyone behind you time.

Then there are the people who enter the 10-items-or-less line with 15+ items and just pretend they don’t see the sign. “Oh I’ll just take my time, holding up everyone behind me with my shopping cart full of items even though everyone behind me has less than 3 things to buy. Too bad for them.” People who ignore the 10-item rule should be forced to pay 50% more on every item over 10.

Finally, there are those that take a shopping cart full of items up to the checkout counter and ask the cashier to price check every single item before they decide if they want it. Generally this results in 75% of the items being scanned, scanned again to remove it from the purchase list, and put away for a store employee to put back on a shelf. This also means that even though the person only ended up buying a can of peanuts, they had the cashier scan 10 different styles of potato chips just to see if any were on sale.

There are a number of other things people do to hold up lines but this post has gone on long enough. It hurts my head just thinking about it. I simply wonder why every time I reach the cashier, my entire transaction takes just a few seconds when other people take several minutes. The cashier starts scanning items, I swipe my card, the cashier finishes, bags the items, I grab my receipt, and I immediately walk away. So many other people seem to think that reaching a cashier means it’s social hour, completely ignoring the fact that they actually came to the store to buy something, not have a deep, meaningful conversation. How about just buying your stuff and then leaving? It simply drives me nuts.

  1. Anonymouse says:

    Have you considered reaching into the old ladies purse and filling the check out for her? All she has to do is fill out the amount and sign it so it will save a lot of time. Okay, if it works then call me but if it doesn’t then use that phone call for a lawyer.

    Anyway, something I’ve noticed happening more is someone (usually their kid) waiting in line while the mom is still shopping. So you stand in line thinking you got a short line and then suddenly a huge cart squeezes in. It makes me want to volunteer for gamma-ray testing.

  2. Josue says:

    Wow. This was so funny and the same thing happens here in Puerto Rico. I had never checked this side of your website and I loved this blog post!

  3. BJ Wanlund says:

    The worst ones are NOT those… it’s the ones who have way, way, WAY more than 15 items in the express line!! THOSE types drive me crazy.

    BJ

  4. Louise says:

    99.9% of the time I use a CC at the checkout of a Supermarket as I buy all I need at once and I do agree 100% in your comment “Moreover, if you can afford what you’re buying, why not get a rewards credit card and get some cash or points back for your purchases? ” as that is exactly what I do. And Check writing is just plain stupid.

    The thing that drives me in the US is you never know the total because tax is added separately. When you are traveling from outside the country you often want to use up all the ridiculous pennies you get etc as the end of the vacation nears. Now at home in Australia it is uniform tax and the prices include it. I can easily add up the products in my head before I’m at the checkout and be ready with that as soon as the total is reached.

    Of course this is usually reserved for cafes, take out and news stands…but I still think if you REALLY want things sped up the tax needs to be included in the price. Or at least put a sign up saying how much it is wherever you are because when I guess it is typically wrong.

    Oh and finally…the BEST thing is self serve chekouts!!! We have them in Supermarkets but I wish we could get them at more stores as buying collectibles from Toys r us etc you would then get to pack the toys so drone check out chick doesn’t chuck the carefully picked out figure into the bag.

  5. Chris says:

    One reason I love the self-checkouts we have in some stores in Canada…..

  6. otisney says:

    AMEN, Ricky!

  7. Gordon says:

    Actually it’s a vast conspiracy. We do it on purpose. In fact we have meetings (third Tuesday of every month) to discuss the most effective way to piss the rest of you off. I’m glad to hear that our plans are going so well…

  8. K says:

    You know what pisses me off is when online forms loss your information during a validity check like this one did. It was a pretty good post. Oh well, guess I should go meditate know to calm the nerves.

  9. Puppatoons says:

    Yes, the women who wait until the WHOLE order is scanned, and then get out their purse, then fish around in it, THEN GET OUT THE CHECKBOOK are the ones I would love to slap unconscious.

  10. Andy says:

    Agreed–every week, our grocery trip ends with a game show: Do we choose line #1, 2 or 3?

    Sometimes we’ll think we’ve picked the “short line” but end up waiting forever for the reasons you mentioned OR because the cashier is slow. We’ve had cashiers that have trouble finding barcodes, cashiers that pick and choose which groceries to scan (to an obnoxious degree, much more than the “don’t put cans on top of bread” thing.

    Along the same lines, there are the cashiers that put one item in each grocery bag, or put too much in each bag.

    But that’s off the topic.

    Self-checkout also goes slow sometimes–but it’s funny to see those people looking around at the whole machine and hesitating as they wave their hand around, choosing which buttons to press.

    But again, sometimes the MACHINES are obnoxious: “please place item in bagging area.”
    “I DID!”
    “Please place item in bagging area.”
    “I DIIIIIIIIID!!!”

  11. Mr Wesley says:

    I live in a test market, so I don’t know if the rest of the world has these yet. On the rare occasions we don’t have the cash on hand for groceries and need the paper check because we need the extra couple of days it’ll take for the check to clear–in those instances, it doesn’t take any more time because the cashiers have a special check scanner that will scan the bottom of a blank check and attribute the charge to your checking account normally. Takes no time at all.

  12. Eric says:

    Nothing beats trying to bypass the long lines and running into a crowd of people that have no clue as to work the self checkouts as well.

  13. Ann says:

    You sure find a lot of things to whine about, don’t you? I started following your blog lately and the complaints are insane. I think you should just move out into the country and live far away from others if you can’t deal with the way people choose to do things. Everyone has their own ways they do things and their own reason why. I looked back at your whine post about picking kids up from the bus stop, totally ok in the hot FL weather imo and now this about how people check out? Yes, the more than 10 items in the fast lane is out of hand, but how fast people check out in the regular line? Get a grip! There are much bigger things to worry about in this world. Find some time doing something positive worth posting about!

  14. Ricky says:

    Ann – There’s a reason why it’s called a whine. :) I’m sure you have plenty of silly little things that you complain about every once in a while… you probably just don’t do it on a blog. I never said my whines were important. But based on the comments above, it seems that plenty of people do agree with them!

  15. Kellie says:

    I know I’m a bit late to do this, but I’ll chime in. At the grocery store in which I work, you actually can’t swipe your card until all the items are scanned and the cashier has punched in the total, asked if it is debit or credit, and pressed another button. Then you can swipe your card, enter your PIN, get asked for cash back, press yes or no, (If yes, enter cash back amount), and confirm the total cost.

    And that is just the system for credit/debit cards. You should see the ordeal that they must go through to write a check…

  16. Ricky says:

    Good to know. Which grocery store do you work at? I’ve used the early swipe technique at Publix and Target and never had a problem… it speeds things up tremendously, although some cashiers don’t realize I already swiped my card and stand there staring at me wondering why I’m not paying until they realize THEY need to press a button to finish the transaction.

  17. Kellie says:

    I work at a small grocery chain in Indiana. I think there are only 6 or 7 stores total, so there is not much of a chance of you shopping there. I think a lot of the problem is that many people can’t or don’t want to figure out a debit card. My parents don’t have one. They are about as un-technologically savvy as they come. My mother is surprised when she can turn on the computer and my father still hasn’t mastered the technique that is cut and paste… but that is another story.