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Now that David Blaine has hung himself upside down for 60 days, immersed himself inside a water ball and has caught a bullet in a metal cup in his mouth, he feels he is ready for his most amazing feat of self-abuse yet. He has decided to run for President of the United Sates.

“I am going to train hard, but I don’t know if my body can take the constant criticism and mental anguish — I am only human after all, ” Blaine responded when asked about the challenge in a press conference in Washington DC. Always trying to make any stunt as difficult as possible, Blaine said he would ask Larry Craig to be his vice-presidential running mate.

Medical experts have advised Blaine not to run. “It could kill him,” said Dr. Thomas Reid of the Mayo Institute. Blaine reported that he will prepare for the challenge by banging his head against the wall of his training gym for eight hours a day. “I hope it is enough, ” Blaine said.

(Ok…Ok…not true — but you have to admit that would be abusive.) Dr. Disney