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1. You only need two tools in life - WD40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and should, use the WD40. If it shouldn’t move and does, use the duct tape.
2. If you’re choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. The blockage will instantly remove itself.
3. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after hitting the snooze button.
6. If it can’t be fixed with a hammer, you’ve got an electrical problem.
7. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives — then you’ll be afraid to cough.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
