A funny part from an article by Stephen King in Entertainment Weekly. He writes about different ways to make life more fun. Funny thing is, I could see Disney trying to make this a reality, at least at the Orlando airport.
All In Good Fun | The Pop of King | News + Notes | Entertainment Weekly
AIRPORT SECURITY: Everybody hates it, so why not pay security personnel extra to dress up as Disney cartoons? Wouldn’t you feel more cheerful if it were Snow White giving you the wand and the Seven Dwarfs telling you to take off your shoes? Wouldn’t your comfort level jump if it were Goofy scoping out your bod in the X-ray machine? Sure, these costumes would be uncomfortable for the staff, but even that would cheer up travelers; ”There you go, turkey,” they’d think, ”now you know how we feel.”
